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Monkey Magic
Simian bowling, flying and baseball. Three games. In one. Awesome!
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Let's Get Quizical
Get these three questions right and you could win a La-Z-Boy chair.
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PS2 Cheat Goldmine
GTA: San Andreas cheats are all ready online. Get cash ‘n’ health here.
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Punch Drunk
Whuppage so hard it made a world class boxer do a funny dance. Funny!
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The truth is out there
Find out which naked celebrity shots aren’t real. Like it matters, duh.
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| Dear FHM.COM user's, |
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| Welcome once again the FHM Friday email! Prepare for girls, give aways and games galore... |
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Some corkers this week: we’ve got twenty spots to give away for readers to play in the Xbox FIFA world cup in London – and two crystal Xbox consoles to boot. Want to battle it out on the virtual footy pitch on November 20th? Email us now at reporter@fhm.com (subject line “I wanna play FIFA!”) letting us know why you should get a place, if chosen you’ll also get a free copy of the game. Sweet. |
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More pressingly, Halo2 is out this week . That’s lucky ol’ Anthony Austin on the left there. Along with reader James O'Connor he won our competition to come to the game’s launch party in a London ‘secret bunker’. It rocked. Want a copy of the game and a console to play it on? You’re gonna have to earn it: email a pic of yourself dressed as the ‘Masterchief’ to us. The snap that makes us laugh the most wins. Just try and do better than this doofus |
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Before we lose your attention: if you’re a soldier in Iraq or know one then email David@fhm.com. We’re after pics, letters, moans and comedy stories from the sandy battlefield for an FHM feature in honour of the lads out there.
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Cool Americans, hidden smut and Tara Reid doing a ‘Judy Finnegan’
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Our second ever games newsletter (sign up for it here!) went out this week: in it cheats, tips, reviews, gorgeous gaming girls and red hot games releases being given away for free. Pat yourself on the back if you were one of the 20,000 people who received it, it might be worth something on eBay one day. Until then merry yourself with our Top 100 Online games chart: several simply brilliant new games are fresh in it this week – you’ll have to click below to find out what they are… we’re not telling.
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Paul Daniels may be able to regularly cut Debbie McGee in half and fix her back together, but the wee bald conjurer can’t make magic like we can. You’ll rub your eyes in disbelief when you see the entire new issue of FHM online now: you can even turn every page of it with your mouse. Sounds like trickery? It’s not. Check it out now and bow to the shining future of the internet…
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Assembled FHM readers: This week, we think you should be putting your hands together and thanking the following… T-Mobile, YELL.com, Shrek 2, Seinfeld, Cheech and Chong, Frijj, Topman, The Barclays Premiership and Scherna Sensitive – to name but a few. Why? Because they’re giving you the chance to win… A flatscreen TV, the latest mobile phones, a trip to New York, a trip to Amsterdam, an iPod mini, a home entertainment system, £1,000 worth of clothing vouchers, an electric shaver and tickets to the Middlesborough v. Liverpool game. Did any of that catch your interest? Then get ye to the winstuff page quick sharp, by clicking below, and make it yours!
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So much that it’s hard to say at once
Take a deep breath. Say after us: Abi Titmuss and Victoria Silvstedt, Dizzee Rascal, Kelly Brook, a massive November wall chart, the final twelve High Street Honeys’ lingerie shoots, girls on the sofa, tattoos, American arsonists, road-munching motorbikes, the Hardware Special, TV, a robot car-transformer, Gervais, Little Britain, movies, NASCAR monkey pilots and Neve Campbell. All that’s in the new issue. Except the monkey racers. We made them up, sadly.
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Vote for the hottest totty
Twelve girls, each so lovely and perfect that – on your recommendation – we just had to shoot them for the magazine. Not with a shotgun, silly!! Nope, we took them to a delectable photo studio and produced magnificent pictures of them for one very good reason: we needed them to look their best so that you can vote for winner to star on FHM’s cover and win £10,000. Who gets the prize is up you. Peruse the final twelve at will and choose carefully…
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Sign up! Get free stuff!
Not sure what to get someone for Christmas? Simply too cheap to buy them an all-expenses spared trip to Mauritius? Then get them an FHM subscription, doofus! They’ll get six magazines and a load of luxury shaving gear on Yuletide morn’ - plus they’ll never know that you only paid for the price of five issues! That’s £16.50 for a stack of entertainment and a heap of grooming goodness. And all delivered to their door. Or yours – get yourself one while you’re at it. You deserve a treat…
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Music maestros Ministry of Sound have just released compilation ‘The Annual’. It’s so good that we’ve got all this to give away: a set of either CD or Vinyl turntables & mixer, headphones, home cinema system, car stereo, CD walkman, MP3 player, Stikax music making game, DJ record bag, CD wallet, a VIP trip to MOS, Tshirts, and one year's free MOS Albums. Enter the competition here. You can also remix the year’s sexiest music videos here. Excellent.
The Scherna Sensitive grooming system won big at FHM's Grooming awards this year. It's that good! Now we've got 15 of the blighters to give away. Want one?
Want to win a TD 307? Don’t worry it’s no relation to C3PO – it’s a top of the range a mini audio system. Beck’s Agenda is the coolest listings guide online with all the best happenings in one place. Go there now to enter!
And now, as has become usual, a slight interlude for three interesting pub facts - for when the conversation begins to slow:- A notch carved in a growing tree remains the same distance from the
ground as the tree grows taller. - Sharks lay the largest eggs in the world. (hotly disputed by FHM's
Chris Bell... but true, nonetheless... ) - The YKK on your zips stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the
world's largest zip manufacturer.
Game here for you: Nucleus. Doesn’t just teach you about atoms. Top fun, sent in by adwarfnamed007
Whack the sack! Ouch. Sent in by Mattp156.
We’ve got a whopping fifty tickets to give away to the forthcoming MacExpo2004. Don’t miss out on your chance to check out all the very latest gadgets and gizmos from man-brands such as Bose, Sony, DreamTek, Adobe, AM Micro and Microsoft. In their words: “Whether Digital Music, Digital Video, Digital Photography or Design & Publishing is your bag, you’ll find it all under the same roof at MacExpo 2004. The UK’s only Mac Event takes place in London from Nov18 - 20 and provides the perfect opportunity for you to get up to speed with all the hottest digital products.” Lovely. Email us at reporter@fhm.com, subject line MacExpo2004 to get your name in the hat.
Finally, Oasis have added some extra dates to those that were announced last week. Still on sale then are are City Of Manchester Stadium on June 30 and Milton Keynes Bowl on July 10. Get tickets here.
And if that’s not your thing then how about some real fighters in place of Liam’s monkey-limbed posturing? Get boxing seats here.
Enough of us...
Good weekend all,
The FHM.com team,
Last week’s subject line came from Henry Youngman. Sheffield’s Col Henning wins the loot. This week (see above the Punch Of The Week at the top of this page) you can win Mortal Kombat for your console. We’ve got 5 to wing to winners. Answers to reporter@fhm.com with the quote as the subject line. Good luck! |
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Let’s be pen pals
You write some very funny things to us. And send some hilarious snaps of girlfriends, pets and booze incidents. Read the best right here!
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Win an iPod
Answer five questions about your poker preferences and you could win shiny white magic from Apple. Do it! Now!
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Cash must be won!
Gamble online in our swanky new casino. You won’t even have to wear a bow tie or polish your shoes.
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Girls galore can be magically whisked onto your mobile, as can ringtones that don’t warrant a slap in the face. They do exist.
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